into: Making stupid, obnoxious assholes cry in front of their peers and family

makes me happy: Vengeance, sex and everything related

makes me sad: Being awake

5 things i can't live without: Internet, satellite radio, intelligent conversation and ze beautiful womens

vices: Sex, scotch, and smokes

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Intellectual agitator/Freelance Writer/College Student/Sexual Daredevil

current crush: Lots

stats: I have a penis...that should end your curiosity right there

body mods: Unintentional scarring all about the place

gets me hot: Give a try and I'll let you know

favorite position: Magic Butterfly!

fantasy: anywhere but here

sign: Slow Children at Play

most humbling moment: At least three a week

i lost my virginity: In the backseat of a car doing 90 down the interstate

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn., Support local music. Go to a show., Reading at the coffeeshop., A long, slow, late dinner with friends., Stay in and watch old movies on tv.

I WANT: Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Hardcore, Jazz Cat, Indie Rocker, Goth, Retro, Hillbilly, Punk, Metalhead, Hippy, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Geek, Fetish, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories