into: being bossy, collecting vintage clothing and accessories, animal conservation, getting my way, smoking, drinking, cooking, cleaning, playing dress-up, and other (un)wholesome activities

makes me happy: going to the zoo

makes me sad: giving more than i get back

hobbies: modeling, gardening, acting the fool

5 things i can't live without: my dogs, my smokes, oh yeah and my husband

vices: being lazy, primarily. always have been, probably always will be. typing that just made me more tired.

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: pretending to clean my house. goddamn i'm boring.

occupation: liberated housewife

current crush: older men

heroes: my grandmother, bettie, brody, and elvira

favorite position: holy shit, there's more than one?!? ;)

fantasy: if i told you, you'd realize what a disgusting pervert i really am...

most humbling moment: when i make a drunken ass out of myself, which is more often than i'd like to admit

i lost my virginity: yes, yes i did.

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY STATUS: open relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Retro, Punk, Rockabilly, Geek