age: 31 (Mar 27, 1981)
MEMBER SINCE: February 2007
occupation: drifter
makes me happy: Being with a small group of good friends
body mods: none
fantasy: laser eyes
i lost my virginity: by having sex...with a girl
sign: ares
crush: Pam from the office. also: Orange
into: doorways
makes me sad: when I put Jake to sleep after 15 years together.
gets me hot: my ears being kissed/licked/bitten
heroes: Jessie J. Bud Tidwell, Howard Hughes, Frank Abagnale Jr, Christopher McCandless, Les Stroud, Hunter S. Thompson
I had a dream
I was in a crowded room of people watching the price is right when suddenly I had no pants and an erection. Everybody was staring at me as Princess Diana leaned over the back of the couch I was sitting on and gave me two soft strokes. All of a sudden I had this uncontrollable ejaculation which also produced an abnormally huge amount of sperm. The discharge covered everything and everyone in the room. Nobody moved or said a word, they all just looked looked at me in disbelief....it was extremely embarassing.
I was in a crowded room of people watching the price is right when suddenly I had no pants and an erection. Everybody was staring at me as Princess Diana leaned over the back of the couch I was sitting on and gave me two soft strokes. All of a sudden I had this uncontrollable ejaculation which also produced an abnormally huge amount of sperm. The discharge covered everything and everyone in the room. Nobody moved or said a word, they all just looked looked at me in disbelief....it was extremely embarassing.















Oninotaki