bands:

1. rocket from the crypt/drive like jehu/hot snakes/night marchers
2. guided by voices
3. frank black/the pixies
4. pavement/stephen malkmus
5. and you will know us by the trail of the dead
6. elliott smith
7. mf doom
8. the lemonheads
9. tom waits
10. the sea and cake

films:

1. evil dead trilogy
2. raising arizona
3. dumb and dumber
4. waking life
5. fight club
6. no country for old men
7. pee-wee's big adventure
8. tim burton collection
9. pink floyd the wall
10. shaun of the dead

books:

1. rainbow goblins by ul de rico
2. art and fear by david bayles and ted orland
3. shel silverstein collection
4. edward gorey collection
5. in me own words: the autobiography of bigfoot
6. zombie survival guide by max brooks
7. david and amy sedaris
8. anything by aaron cometbus
9. wine lovers companion
10. food lovers companion

tv shows:

1. the community
2. bored to death
3. eastbound and down
4. children's hospital
5. it's always sunny
6. freaks and geeks
7. undeclared
8. walking dead
9. the simpsons
10. cash cab

Video Games:

1. ms pacman

into: sharpies. www.fecalface.com. www.hamburgereyes.com capita. surly. blue heelers. socks. camping. cooking. wine. micro brews. sake.

not into: cover bands.

makes me happy: my dog arlo. changes in the seasons. good food. new tattoos. seeing old, current and new friends. my nephews and family.

makes me sad: procrastination, anxiety, ignorance, not being able to afford health insurance,

hobbies: starting new art projects and occasionally finishing them. riding my bike. camping. drinking whiskey and cheap beer when i'm out on the town. drinking great beer at home.

5 things i can't live without: art, carbohydrates, the sun, music and relaxation.

vices: the bottle.

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: doing school work.

occupation: booze, food and graphic slinger. grad student.

current crush: nixon.

heroes: edwad gorey. timothy neal.

gets me hot: eyes, smiles and boobs. not necessarily in that order. creativity, individualism and humble confidence.

favorite position: i'll take it anyway i can get it.

fantasy: this would take way more than the allotted area to type but it would include robotic dinosaurs, unicorns, post-apocalyptic earth, scantily clad women and chimpanzees that shot lasers from their eyes.

sign: yeild

most humbling moment: happens to me every day.

i lost my virginity: in the basement of a church.

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories