into: Food (spicy). Conversation (spicy, or free-associative or silly or intellectual or chatty, for that matter). Cats. Bad puns. Ridiculously complicated games invented on the spot (emphasis on "ridiculous"). Singing. Drumming. Synthesizers. Books. Pictures of naked women. Actual naked women. Actual clothed women, if I really like them, or if they're paying me to teach them something.
not into: Violence. Car crashes, despite David Cronenberg's best efforts. Joe Scarborough. Toe fungus. 3-card monte. 8-card monte. Eight is Enough. Commercials that think they're hip and "subversive". Commercials of any kind. Fox News. Bleeding pustules. Oil spills.
occupation: Teacher, rabble-rouser, synth player.
sign: Slow Children.
i lost my virginity: Naah, I disposed of it on purpose.