Member: _schmoe

_schmoe saw you punch that baby. you sick bastard.

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Member: _schmoe
Member: _schmoe
Member: _schmoe
 

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Interests

Personal

bands:

  1. the descendants
  2. tool
  3. tribe called quest

films:

  1. fear and loathing in las vegas
  2. the fifth element
  3. groundhog day
  4. run lola run

books:

  1. fear and loathing in las vegas
  2. walden
  3. freakonomics
 

into: people watching, my own odd shifting interests, chutes and ladders

makes me happy: sugar and spice and everything nice

makes me sad: w

5 things i can't live without: fingers?

vices: i prefer c-clamps

thoughts on sg: I love it

 

occupation: el studiente

current crush: i've got a thing for jeanene garofalo

stats: 6'4 6'9 with the fro

body mods: only one way to find out. get me drunk and ask.

heroes: dan quayle, ask me why

gets me hot: ladies that want to see me dance the hokey pokey

favorite position: non-solo

fantasy: too many to list. some too banal to admit.

sign: slow children

i lost my virginity: and the bitch won't give it back

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Romance, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Indie Rocker, Burner, Punk, Hippy, Geek, Fuck you, I defy categories