Member: _schmoe

_schmoeis a 27 year-old in Lowell, MA.

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Member: _schmoe
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into: people watching, my own odd shifting interests, chutes and ladders

makes me happy: sugar and spice and everything nice

makes me sad: w

5 things i can't live without: fingers?

vices: i prefer c-clamps

thoughts on sg: I love it

 

gender: male

occupation: el studiente

current crush: i've got a thing for jeanene garofalo

stats: 6'4 6'9 with the fro

body mods: only one way to find out. get me drunk and ask.

heroes: dan quayle, ask me why

gets me hot: ladies that want to see me dance the hokey pokey

favorite position: non-solo

fantasy: too many to list. some too banal to admit.

sign: slow children

i lost my virginity: and the bitch won't give it back

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

I WANT: Friendship.

MY STATUS: single

MY DIET:

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

POT: Occasionally

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn. Support local music. Go to a show. Reading at the coffeeshop. A long, slow, late dinner with friends. Stay in and watch old movies on tv. Internet. All night. Again.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Indie Rocker, Burner, Punk, Hippy, Rivethead, Geek, Fuck you, I defy categories..