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If you are trying to get to know me in that "I wonder if I can score a date with her" kind of way, do not say something like this during the conversation:

"Well, I'm not much of a reader..."

*headdesk*
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thethinwhiteduke:
"Well, looks like we got ourselves a reader..." - Bill Hicks
thethinwhiteduke:
All the girls love Emo Dawson. surreal
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I was at Lowe's earlier, buying some things to finish up the painting. I needed a little allen wrench to remove the (ugly-ass) towel rods in the bathroom, so I headed to the tool section.

I wandered for a bit, thinking I'd start at one end of the tool row and find them at some point. I caught the eye of a young, male employee,...
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unique3:
hahahaha. that's funny. see that's what happens when people assume things. they often piss the person off!

yes things are falling into place. still searching for a better job. and a lawyer. but I have some food to eat and a place to sleep so...it's good. biggrin
thethinwhiteduke:
Heh. Little bastard. He's young, he'll learn.... but still, jerk. EL SUICIDO LOCO
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volkov:
smile

thanks.


that apron: NO WAI! biggrin


baudot:
Supposedly they're designing a second model as we speak that's a mere $60,000.
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Doing step aerobics is really tricky when you have two clingy, curious cats getting underfoot. At one point, one was trying to rub my legs while the other sat ON the step.

I need to either change my workout or lock them in another room for an hour. tongue
volkov:
they just want to be included! biggrin



oh...who are we kidding...they just want attention attention attention. miao!!
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I still go insane over the "Thriller" lizards, but this is, hands-down, my new, favorite commercial. I smile every time I watch it:



Big props to Discovery for that one.
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Legal Question:

I (finally) found a sub-leaser for my apartment.

Now, in order to keep me from stressing out, I'd like him to sign a contract. The last girl flaked on me AFTER I signed my new lease, and it led to a ton of stress, financial panicking, and way too much extra work on my part since it's not exactly easy to sublet your...
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nopantsdave:
Ask your landlord, eh.
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If you know anyone in the Ann Arbor/Ypsilanti area who needs a place to live during June and July, please send them this link. My subletter backed out, and I will be completely screwed if I don't find someone soon.

Thanks!
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This is one of the most beautiful, haunting songs ever written. I remember falling in love with it when I was a little girl. It made me think of my trips into the woods, when I'd pretend to enter a magical fantasy world where nobody could find me. I believed that if I crossed the river in just the right spot, I'd find the gateway....
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So, after the longest day of work ever, I came home to make sure Gomez was okay. It bothered me that nobody was here to keep an eye on him, but I could NOT take today off from work. Everyone is gone this week, and I had no one to cover my shift.

Anyway, he was just fine when I got home. He was fine...
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jillkristen:
Glad to hear your lil guy is doing better!
nopantsdave:
Nope. Becky and I have known each other for only about 26 years. My friend Jodi, I don't remember if you met her or not.
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dholokov:
Hey i thought you were gone from here!
nopantsdave:
Welcome back.....
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Check this out:

http://www.unicornmuseum.org/

As if that isn't funny enough, watch the "commercial". biggrin
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pip:
Unicorn's are real! Thank you Jeebus!
trocc:
thank you.... i've reacquainted myself with using a book to tune things out. smile
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What a beautiful evening. The weather resembles autumn, and I just saw Stardust with one of my very best friends. It was a lovely fairy tale, and I'm home with a smile on my face.

I think I'll write late into the evening (for the first time in months!) It's one of those perfect moods that I wish didn't have to be interrupted by sleep...
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mistressmissy:
You're in now. Sorry.
mistressmissy:
Wow. double post.