age: 32 (Oct 28, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2008

occupation: Evil Mastermind

crush: Kristen Wiig and some Christina Hendricks thrown in for good measure.

i lost my virginity: When I was 18.

makes me sad: When people don't need you in the same role anymore.

stats: I'm a tall guy, I have a big heart for the right people.

sign: Scorpio.

body mods: One tattoo.

makes me happy: Saturdays, driving fast, shopping for new clothes, seeing people laugh genuinely and uncontrollably. Losing track of time with that special someone.

heroes: I.K. and A.G.

gets me hot: Women who love wearing high heels, bitchy types who have a soft side, good grammar. Also, the quiet and/or mysterious types that end up surprising you in almost every way.

into: STAR WARS!!!, Formula One Racing, glamour, my blackberry, intelligence, ripping shit apart then putting it back together, cigars, zef, good grammar, champagne, people who smell good, holding a crying woman, travel, women who wear heels...