age: 33 (Jan 06, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2005

occupation: Camel guy

gets me hot: girls with boyfriends

makes me happy: BUUUUUSSSCCCCHHHH!!!

makes me sad: BUDWEISER

most humbling moment: I've been punched in the face by two different bums on two different occasions this year.

i lost my virginity: When I was 13 to my cousins girlfriend... HOW ROMANTIC

stats: Chlamydia remains the most commonly reported infectious disease in the United States. In 2004, 929,462 chlamydia diagnoses were reported, up from 877,478 in 2003. Even so, most chlamydia cases go undiagnosed.

into: DOOOOOOOOOOM, BEER, WHISKEY, NINTENDO, METAL, SMOKING, RECORDS, NOT BEING PC

crush: I just can't get over myself.

sign: Alpha / Omega

fantasy: That when I wake up in the morning you will be gone.