Member: _Pie_
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_Pie_ is a pirate! ARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Member: _Pie_
Member: _Pie_
Member: _Pie_
 

bands:

  1. Black Sabbath
  2. Jethro Tull
  3. Offspring
  4. CCR/John Fogerty
  5. Phil Collins
  6. Steve Winwood
  7. Heart
  8. Eric Clapton
  9. Meatloaf
  10. Steve Miller Band

films:

  1. Where the Heart Is
  2. Moonstruck
  3. Super Troopers
  4. anything Mel Brooks
  5. Hot Fuzz
  6. Sean of the Dead
  7. Tenacious D: Pick of Destiny
  8. Zoolander
  9. Austin Powers (any)
  10. Goodfellas

books:

  1. Moonstone
  2. A Rose in Winter
  3. Fast Food Nation
  4. Little House series
  5. Dark Tower series
  6. non-fiction
  7. Cheaper by the Dozen
  8. Belles on Their Toes
  9. Story of the Trapp Family Singers
  10. Stiffed

tv shows:

  1. CSI
  2. NCIS
  3. How I Met Your Mother
  4. House
  5. Ghost Whisperer
  6. American Idol
  7. COPS
  8. Deadliest Catch
  9. Mythbusters
  10. Cold Case

Video Games:

  1. MarioKart
  2. Dr. Mario
  3. Burnout
  4. Tetris
  5. Super Mario
  6. Tekken
  7. Snake
  8. Bust A Move
  9. Sims
  10. Sim City
 

into: Being constantly silly yet remaining constantly serious. Here's the short list: autism, biting, boating, bowling, brunettes, corsets, eyeliner, hair pulling, happiness, hot chicks, independence, karaoke, kids, laughter, leather, love, make-up, me, movies, music, musicals, musicians, pouty lips, redheads, rockin' out, running, slim brunettes, spanking, tattoos, vinyl, warmth, water, wine, women

not into: liars, bullshit, juvenile behaviour. most illegal things, and slow people driving in the fast lane- get the fuck over. I also have no tolerance for those that are ignorant assholes to those with special needs.

makes me happy: hugs from my daughter, [MEMBER=666Irish], a warm body against me in the night, ice cream, puppies and rainbows.

makes me sad: OnStar commercials- being a parent makes me get teary at some of the silliest things.

hobbies: reading, hiking, fucking, taking pics of myself naked, eating, toddler wrangling

5 things i can't live without: cell, chapstick, blue jeans, t-shirt, and sneakers

vices: internet, I have a sweet tooth, and procrastination

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: Playing with myself.

 

gender: female

occupation: full time hot momma!

current crush: [MEMBER=666Irish]

stats: Always hungry, always lusting after someone...

body mods: 10 piercings, 2 tats

heroes: Anyone that has the strength to truly be themselves.

gets me hot: Hot breath on my neck, a little nibble here and there. I love being dominated. And teased. God I love being teased.

favorite position: on my knees ;)

fantasy: Being tied up, blindfolded, and teased until I can't take it, and have to beg for someone to take me.

sign: Speed Hump

most humbling moment: becoming a parent

i lost my virginity: ...and found out that sex is AWESOME!

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting.

MY STATUS: not telling

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

POT: Nope

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Goth, Metalhead, Hippy, Bookworm, Geek, Fetish, Fuck you, I defy categories.