age: 28 (Aug 14, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2004

crush: Is My Life And I Love Her With All My Soul.

stats: 5ft 11Iins, Big, Geeky and Cuddly. Just your Friendly and Cheeky Scottish Monkey ;)

sign: Leo

into: Death Metal and Cooking

makes me sad: Things That Don't Make Me Happy

heroes: My Parents, My Grandparents, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, Laurel & Hardy, Mick Foley, Stephen Fry, Dimebag Darrell, Tre' Cool, Lemmy, Mel Brooks, John Candy, Kevin Smith, Dave Gorman, Danny Wallace, The Dude, Garth Marenghi

most humbling moment: 7th Of November 2009, The Best Day Of My Life

body mods: Look Better On Other People. it's True

i lost my virginity: To A Girl Called Kill and using my Pauly Magic.

gets me hot: My Wife :D