age: 28 (Jul 14, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2006

occupation: extraordinary machine

sign: cancer

makes me happy: friends. family. weekends. cats.

makes me sad: unnecessary rudeness.

heroes: maynard james keenan

body mods: various tattoos & piercings

most humbling moment: being homeless in NYC for a weekend

into: booze & dancing around the house in my undies.