age: 32 (Mar 14, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2011

occupation: Keeper of Keys & Eater of Cheese

body mods: None, unless being a guy with long hair counts as a body mod.

heroes: Peter Steele, a man for the ages. R.I.P. good sir! /salute

most humbling moment: Being stranded in Italy by my Italian ex. A life changing experience, that was....

stats: 5'11, 172ish (depends on if I've pooped or not), mostly muscle nowadays.

crush: Kelly Macdonald, the Scottish accent makes me weak in the knees.....and strong in other places.

makes me sad: MOTHERFUCKING PRUDES, the way people treat each other now in general, losing friends over stupid misunderstandings, being angry, and poop....poop makes me sad. :P

fantasy: Maybe tame, but to fall madly, deeply, impossibly in love with the girl of my dreams. I would kill for that. Hell, I'd love to kill for that. >:) And having insanely crazy totally indulgent sex with this girl as well.

into: Horror and weirdness, anything dark and spooky, Paganism, the Paranormal, Philosophy, Norse & Celtic history, Cryptozoology, Metal, flirting too much with cute girls, insane sillyness...

makes me happy: Nice friendly girls, random goofy shit on Youtube like the GI Joe PSA videos, having a good night at work, seeing my elusive friends, going to museums, having dirty filthy nasty sex, dreaming about falling in love someday....

gets me hot: I won't lie, I love girls feet. Neglected and extremely erotic part of her body. Also a girl who doesn't realize how beautiful she is and has a certain humble confidence.