into: clouds, pillow fights, pixies, getting fist-fucked over the toilet while wearing your mother's clothes
not into: all the thrashing they make when they wake up - why all the screaming?
makes me happy: crying strippers
makes me sad: puppies getting lost. I lie! I hate those little fuckers.
hobbies: blowing up bridges
5 things i can't live without: fluff, marshmallows, kittens, feathers, my Tarr the Destroyer Butt Plug (TM).
vices: milkshakes, candy, sewing, ponies, mouth rape
thoughts on sg: I hate it
i spend most of my free time: looking at your mother through the gap in the curtains
occupation: Lord of the Dance
current crush: Anything short, furry, and living on Endor
stats: reduced to a dribble
body mods: testicles, spectacles, wallet and watch
heroes: Judge Reinhold
gets me hot: Bea Arthur
favorite position: The Soup Kitchen
fantasy: that I can get rid of the blood
sign: Hey assholes!
most humbling moment: When I saved the earth from alien invaders by steering one of their own craft into the mothership and uploading a simple virus into their computer system.
i lost my virginity: go fuck yourself
