age: 23 (May 25, 1989)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2010

occupation: odd-jobber

i lost my virginity: lies!

gets me hot: blindfolds, spanking, sex anywhere except the bedroom

sign: Gemini

crush: Charlie Day, Jennifer Tilly, Johnny Knoxville, Fiona Horne

fantasy: male striptease to Need You Tonight by INXS, banging to Tainted Love by Marilyn Manson

makes me happy: being sang to, doing a shot with a group, comedy/horror movies, adult cartoons, grocery shopping,sex sex SEX, sarcasm, driving fast with the windows down and music playing, rollercoasters, dodgeball, adrenaline rushes, nerf gun fights, trampolines,getting a cheeseburger with tons of crazy toppings, kickboxing class, kicking ass at poker

body mods: 9 tattoos (ankle, back of thigh, upper thigh,side body wrap,shoulder blades, wrist, bicep, shoulder) 17 piercings (5/8gauged ears, 3 lobe rings, industrial, anti-eyebrow dermal, 3 nostril rings, monroe, tongue stud, ,throat surface bar,navel, 2 clit hood piercing, vertical labret)

into: food, sex, my weiner dogs Twinkie and Noodles, mud wrestling, yellow mustard, New York Style Cheesecake, Chicago style hot dogs, men with dark hair, women with blue eyes, the color white, walking in the rain, screwing in the rain, being in the rain in general, dirty jokes, motorcycles, chinese food, long showers, super spicy food, nintendo, sushi, craft stores

makes me sad: soggy peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, inside out umbrellas, people who think bologna is an acceptable lunchmeat