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Seductive ... Passionate ... You Name It And I Am That Funny, Honest, Truthful, Trustful Geezer - You'll Love Me - If Not, I'll Love You Instead - Now You Can Go And Hurl ... Muwahahaha.

age: 44 (Sep 18, 1967)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2004

occupation: Full Time Frog Crusher

stats: The Computer Says No

gets me hot: OAP's That Wear Velcro Thongs

crush: The Queen Mother

fantasy: Yeti Porn

makes me sad: Ants That Juggle Other Ants

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JULY 31, 2006 @ 02:45 PM | 3 COMMENTS

Fook! It's been a long time. I let my membership lapse and then got a reminder ... then another reminder and after about the 55th reminder I thought I'd better get my UK arse back, because I know I've been missed ... Yeah right

So, within the last few months things have kinda gone up and then down and then up again ... damn the lack of viagra, not that I need it ladies ... muwahahaha

... So, anyhoo, a few weeks ago I was called into a work meeting (When it was my day off!)

... along with 499 others and was told that we were going to lose our jobs. Nice huh?

Anywayz, I wasn't that bothered as I don't really like the job, but for some people it was a right kick up the arse. There were a lot of people who were upset - That is kind of an understatement, they very nearly ripped this blokes head off - I wish they had of done, because I could of filmed it on my mobile phone then sent it to Sky News, CNN, CBBC Channel and got paid like at least two million Turkish Lira. Sooooo, currently I still have the job but it could kind of come to an end at any point ... however, May 2007 has been touted, which keeps me in peanuts and grapes for a few more months ... anyone need any pebbledashing done? Just watch me fart after eating that combo and ... bingo ... the outside of your house will be done in seconds!

The good thing about the job loss is the fact that I'll get redundancy and hopefully three months gardening leave (I bloody hate gardening though!) So, IF the job does come to an end next May then I'll have Summer 2007 to myself!!!

I think I may go an a tour of duty across Europe for a couple of weeks if that is the case. I know some people would be devestated at the fact of a job loss, but I just want it to come to an end ... within the last year it's gone downhill faster than Michaela Dorfmeister. The stress and shite that it has caused me makes me TRULY thankful that it'll come to an end! On the day that I eventually...