into: Scatology, the bureaucracy, short men, world domination, stamp collecting.

makes me happy: Getting my way.

makes me sad: I wanted to open the box and put the ashes on my face. i don't even know where the box is.

5 things i can't live without: My Louis Vuitton, my boyfriend, caked on makeup, apples, meat

vices: Huffing butane and making prank calls.

thoughts on sg: It's ok

occupation: faux artist

current crush: Rik Mayall with chin zits.

stats: little in the middle but she got much back

body mods: I once cut off my nose to spite my face.

gets me hot: Brushing my teeth under the heat lamp.

favorite position: The one where he does all the work.

fantasy: To perform a duet on Family Guy with Seth McFarlane.

sign: Give Way

most humbling moment: Discovering that my used panties were only bid up to $AU200 before the auction was closed.

i lost my virginity: ...before I learned how to ride a bike.