age: 31 (Apr 01, 1982)
MEMBER SINCE: November 2004
occupation: bookseller/pirate/rockstar/minor deity
sign: Aries: First and best.
fantasy: I might tell you if you ask me real nice-like.
most humbling moment: There's nothing quite as humbling as getting dumped, is there?
body mods: Two tattoos. Pierced ears (shocking!). Permanently dyed hair (what color will it be THIS week?).
heroes: I'm still looking for some.
into: Writing smutty fanfiction, reading anything I can get my hands on, astrology, astronomy, science fiction, science fact, anime, video games, exotic food, movies based on comic books, drawing, steampunk.
crush: Robert Downey Jr. I don't even care that he's married, has a kid, and is nearly 50. He's ROBERT DOWNEY JR.
gets me hot: A nice body (I appreciate people who take care of themselves!). Pretty eyes and a wicked smile. Subtle dirty talk. A touch of cockiness. And two guys kissing ain't half bad, either...
makes me happy: Good porn. Hot guys who know how to dress. Comic books where my favorite characters don't die. Lilacs in spring. Fish-watching in Waikiki. When little old ladies tell me they love my hair. Shio ramen. Anything involving velociraptors.
i lost my virginity: ...Oops, no, wait. I found it. It must have rolled under the couch; it's all dusty now.
It's my own fault for eating so many sweets.
I'll probably go shopping afterward to console myself, but I'm super-poor right now so it may not be the kind of consolation I need.














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