Member: ZetaMale

ZetaMale likes hat jokes.

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Member: ZetaMale
Member: ZetaMale
Member: ZetaMale
 

bands:

  1. 311
  2. Primus
  3. Boy Hits Car
  4. Incubus
  5. Faith No More
  6. The Exies
  7. Morningwood
  8. Nine Inch Nails
  9. Foo Fighters
  10. Linkin Park

films:

  1. High Fidelity
  2. Serenity
  3. X-Men 2
  4. Shoot Em Up
  5. This is Spinal Tap

books:

  1. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
  2. Parental Advisory
  3. Don't Try This At Home
  4. Love Is a Mix Tape
  5. Killing Yourself to Live

tv shows:

  1. South Park
  2. Firefly
  3. House
  4. The Daily Show/Colbert Report
  5. The Simpsons
  6. Futurama
  7. Family Guy
  8. Heroes
  9. Doctor Who
  10. Scrubs

Video Games:

  1. Mario
  2. The Legend of Zelda
  3. Sonic the Hedgehog (1991-1999)
  4. Donkey Kong Country
  5. Star Fox
  6. Metroid
  7. Ratchet & Clank
  8. Super Smash Bros.
 

into: Music (you know, Mozart and the like), video games, cards, my precious (departed) Tivo

not into: People calling me a guitar player, dancing (I can't, court order), hearing about poker (I don't give two shits what the flop was), my inadequacy as a global citizen, the cost of a Guinness, mortality

makes me happy: The rare occasion when I play my bass and it doesn't sound like shit, when I get the time to waste my life playing video games, new album day, David Letterman

makes me sad: The common occurrence of my bass playing qualifying as a war crime, when I get the time to waste my life playing video games but I've already played everything, when nothing good comes out on new album day, Jay Leno

5 things i can't live without: Bass, MP3 player, bed, root beer, deck of cards

vices: Gambling and scotch

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: unwisely.

 

gender: male

occupation: Bassist/Tutor/Gentleman of Leisure

current crush: The check out girl in the car insurance commercials.

body mods: Do surgical scars count?

favorite position: I'll let you know once I've had a decent sampling.

fantasy: To wear something that's been ironed.

sign: Fish of Fiery Doom, or some such bullshit. It's Pisces.

most humbling moment: When I discovered that Guinness is liquid evil when coming up.

i lost my virginity: and gained several neuroses in exchange.

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting.

MY STATUS: single

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

POT: Nope

MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Punk, Metalhead, Geek, Gamer.