Ugh.
New years has never been anything that I've gotten excited about. Usually it consists of me playing video games until 2 am when I look up and realize it's been the new year for a while. But not this year. Oh no. This year I decided to be sociable and go down to Boston for a party. Little did I know it would be...
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New years has never been anything that I've gotten excited about. Usually it consists of me playing video games until 2 am when I look up and realize it's been the new year for a while. But not this year. Oh no. This year I decided to be sociable and go down to Boston for a party. Little did I know it would be...
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Man have I been having some strange dreams this past week.
Have you ever had one that seemed so real you weren't sure when you woke up? I called a friend today to make sure she hadn't actually married some long haired guy named Ben in some sort of sewer complex. The scary thing is that was only part of it. In one dream I...
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Have you ever had one that seemed so real you weren't sure when you woke up? I called a friend today to make sure she hadn't actually married some long haired guy named Ben in some sort of sewer complex. The scary thing is that was only part of it. In one dream I...
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bitmorbid:
Daytona incident? Sounds kinky.. If theres another you running around Florida may I purchase certain parts? If this still doesnt work.. Have Lex send her army of men to me.. Cause Im lookin for a few good men.. snarf snarf
cheech:
I forget what I was dreamin last night, but I dreamt I joined the Navy a couple of days ago, and I was totally going, "Wait, why did I join the Navy?" and I was saying to the other sailors, and we were going to sail out the ship that minute, "Can I go to a store to get some Dramamine? I mean, I might get seasick. This 'joining the Navy' thing was probably not a good idea, huh?"
The great job hunt of 2006
...Sucks.
I don't know why it's so hard this time of year to find a job. You'd think that with Christmas looming on the horizon, stores would be falling over themselves to hire bored college kids to shuffle boxes around and put up with customers. Well you'd be wrong! I've had to play phone tag with the past three...
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...Sucks.
I don't know why it's so hard this time of year to find a job. You'd think that with Christmas looming on the horizon, stores would be falling over themselves to hire bored college kids to shuffle boxes around and put up with customers. Well you'd be wrong! I've had to play phone tag with the past three...
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instarsia:
when are we gonna do it?
The slaughter is complete, we set our knives and jagged forks down and gazed out over the remains. And it was good, it was so. damn. good.
Thanksgiving was enjoyable as usual, despite my managing to hurt myself about eleven times during the day. Twisted ankles, a gash on my hand from a flat tire, burns, blurred vision from hitting my head against a low...
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Thanksgiving was enjoyable as usual, despite my managing to hurt myself about eleven times during the day. Twisted ankles, a gash on my hand from a flat tire, burns, blurred vision from hitting my head against a low...
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instarsia:
you are too sweet!
instarsia:
did you know bees and dogs can smell fear?
Hey look, it's a blog to type things. Fantastic. I'm new here, go easy on me!
instarsia:
no one will go easy on you monkey. ever.
especially when i tell them you have cookies in your pockets
especially when i tell them you have cookies in your pockets
instarsia:
Happy Turkey Day!
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