age: 40 (Oct 17, 1971)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2004

occupation: Soon to change.

stats: Ready to leave this shithole, redneck, dumping ground state.

body mods: I've been tattooed 4 times, I have 2 tattoos, but all I really want is 1.

sign: Would you like to see my etchings?

i lost my virginity: But it's OK I found it.

gets me hot: Cute Women.

most humbling moment: The day I woke up, looked in the mirror and realized that I am the hottest man on the face of the Earth.

into: Good Beer, Good Smoke, Cute Women, Music, Hockey, Making Noise,Taking stuff and making other stuff out of it, Manipulating sounds and images with my computer.

crush: Fantasy Crush-Apnea/Real Crush-A girl who would never have me and who I couldn't have even if she would.

makes me sad: Living in Louisiana(pronounced lou-z-an-ner), Loneliness, Spontaneous bad memories, Not having pot, hockey(we lost our hockey team at the end of last season), cigarettes(I guess not having cigarettes makes me feel more angry and murderous than sad), or someone to touch.

makes me happy: Good Beer, Good Pot, Good Friends, When I do a good job making stuff, Music, When my friends like the stuff I make, Hockey, Sharing all of the above with my friends, Cute Women, and being alone(at times anyway).