age: 32 (Feb 13, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2004

occupation: English teacher, blast tyrant, professional alcoholic

stats: diesel motherfucker!!

into: drinking, fighting, fucking

crush: the girl with the horn-rimmed glasses and throat tattoo in my circum-atlantic performance class

i lost my virginity: running from the police

fantasy: you, me, an icepick, a snorkel, and an avocado

body mods: lost count by now

sign: goat