age: 91 (Aug 14, 1916)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2004

occupation: Danger Radioactive Biohazardous Neurotoxin. Walking cataclysmic paradoxical twunt. Whiny angsty bitch emo posterchild.

stats: Like a shooting star, falling into grey. Burnt out, fading away.

makes me sad: Way too much. This would be so long Tolstoy would be shocked...

gets me hot: This crappy ass summer heat.

sign: leo. snake I think?

most humbling moment: My entire life makes the most humble gasp in awe.

i lost my virginity: To a left sock and a tube of orajel. (which still sounds cooler than how it actually happened) I CALL FOR A REDO. .... can we have redos?

body mods: Sextuple-core AMD 666666^666 cpu Cold steel mechanical heart. Flux Capacitor. Natural cerebral spike. Vitals slow and steady.

crush: Ah. I miss grape flavor myself.... My mnemnosyne, my sweet muse, where art thee...... I need you to be complete. To have, hold, savor, to be free, to have a memory.

makes me happy: Thunderstorms, video games, anime,cute females, fancy things, lights sounds music art culture. weeeeee.

fantasy: A mutual lust-love. ... which has the approximate chance of occurring with my tastes and eccentricities as a snowstorm in the Amazon..... hence why it is a fantasy right?