"Dude is a ninja, normal humans just can't compete."

"He's a sweetheart that needs lots and lots of ladies to hug him... The issue is finding and catching him for said hugz.
Every woman should hit on him and every human should fear him, regardless of gender. "

"That rumour about a dude dropping his fork and then a ninja flipped out and killed the whole town....yeah, that was this guy."

"He shall surpass his father!"

"Floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee, and has great taste in early 90s boybands."