age: 32 (Mar 19, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2003

occupation: Filmmaker and Grand Lord Of The Coffee Wasteland Know As The JE

most humbling moment: Getting kcked out of the Army:(

makes me happy: My apoted family: Stag Bryan Zelda Distant Elfhelm Special K

i lost my virginity: And I haven't found it yet

body mods: I filed down a couple of my teeth.

gets me hot: Women who want to get married and have a family.

makes me sad: THE WORLD WE LIVE IN:(

crush: I have decided to adot the lifstyle of a filmmaking eunuch, because no one is interested in me:(

fantasy: Destroying Hollywood:)

stats: ten feet tall and bullet proof

into: Filmmaking and Greater Nerdom.