age: 26 (Feb 18, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2007

occupation: Computer Geek for an Aviation Electronics Company

gets me hot: Black lipstick, fishnets (black or pink), and a "Good Situation".

body mods: I made it this far, why start now.

fantasy: Having a robot penis that can penetrate Mother Earth with a mighty binary thrust.

makes me happy: Playing with new toys.

stats: I'm a computer geek, use your imagination.

makes me sad: Bad breath (work related), body odor (work related), stinky vaginas (strangely enough, work related), and morons.

i lost my virginity: To a whore.

sign: Monkey

into: Most likely not you.

crush: My Wife.