CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: A long, slow, late dinner with friends.

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories