into: cool things
not into: uncool things
makes me happy: Majicians with giant mansions and fast cars. and candy
makes me sad: homeless majicians
hobbies: eatin candy, playing video games. doin barrel rolls.
5 things i can't live without: Candy, Video Games, jackie chan, candy, and video games, blue.
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: eatin candy and playin video games, watchin movies, running up and down stairs, Kicking small children
occupation: Baby Slapper
stats: hp/ 50%
heroes: Spiderman, venom, carnage, batman, ironman, bruce lee, jesus, jackie chan, red ranger, green ranger, white ranger, pink ranger, yellow ranger, jackie chan, blue ranger, black ranger. ash ketchum, brad pitt, eddie zero, pistellero, Jackie Chan.
gets me hot: fire, volcanoes, battery acid, hot water, heat packs, melted plastic, giant blankets, habanero sauce, sex.
favorite position: The Brady Bunch
sign: left turn only
most humbling moment: .
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: Electrocution, clown suits, furries, oh my!
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: I'm a total stoner
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn.
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
