If Ru Paul and Peter Griffin had a baby and then that baby had an orgy with Dr. Seuss characters and then nuclear waste collided with the life juices left on the slippery orgy floor and then millions of organisms grew into tiny bitches and then they were all eaten by Malcolm X who then spontaneously mutated into two halves and then the better half was sent to be reared by the Golden Girls only to then leave home to live with Sandra Bernhard at the sweet and supple age of 16 and then if those two had crazy girl on girl action and were the first to figure out how to make life without sperm...That Miraculous Conception would be me.
