Well, I don't know about those OTHER crazy hot guys, but I don't usually talk to anyone in the coffee shop.

Cause they're morons

Stop being lovely.

Tell me what coffee shop you are at and I will see if I can change that!

You are obviously way too powerful and awesome and way out of their league.

That says more about them than you. Maybe you need to stop being interested in the male counter part of the blond bimbo.

They're not confident enough to talk to you obviously! I would make a beeline for you, I hate bimbo-ee blondes!

I feel your pain. They're just idiots though. A better guy will come along <333

I would hit on you like it was my job! I think you're amazing and crazy sexy!

Dread babies should beat blonde bimbo every time

Dread babies?

Coz you're too hot for them

lol @ dreadbabies

you intimidate guys.

those guys probably aren't guys worth your time

Which coffee shop? Java House? because that's just how NOT WITH IT... the guys are the go there... I know because that... and the Tobacco Bowl are my fave' coffee shops.
polar opposites mind you.