age: 40 (Mar 28, 1972)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2005

occupation: professional skydiver, taste-tester for Doritos, quality control inspector for Trojan, Gentleman Adventurer ... something like that. Definitely NOT something semi-boring involving a computer. Nope, certainly not.

most humbling moment: I'm never really humbled since I have no shame. I do hate losing at anything though.

body mods: one bit of ink. I'm VERY picky.

stats: Short, pudgy, grumpy. Completely uninteresting to anyone.

fantasy: I've done pretty much everything that turns me on to think about.

sign: neon? "I assure you, we are open", "abandon hope all ye who

into: anything that is the best quality of it's kind (by my judgement), acquired by guile, and decadently self indulgent.

heroes: B. Franklin, T. Jefferson, A. Hamilton, W. Churchill ... anyone who fights for their beliefs no matter the odds, and wins.

crush: If you mean people I want to have and haven't: Angelina Jolie, Alexandra Kosteniuk, a dozen or so Suicide Girls, and a certain lady who asks "Why Be Good?" and yet always is.

makes me happy: stimulation ... mental, physical, social. anything that makes me sit up and pay attention and is worth remembering later.

i lost my virginity: a LONG time ago, in a truly unspectacular fashion.