age: 36 (Mar 28, 1972)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2005

occupation: professional skydiver, taste-tester for Doritos, quality control inspector for Trojan, Gentleman Adventurer ... something like that. Definitely NOT something semi-boring involving a computer. Nope, certainly not.

gets me hot: anyone more outspoken than me, anyone more honest than me.

i lost my virginity: a LONG time ago, in a truly unspectacular fashion.

fantasy: I've done pretty much everything that turns me on to think about.

body mods: one bit of ink. I'm VERY picky.

stats: Short, pudgy, grumpy. Completely uninteresting to anyone.

crush: If you mean people I want to have and haven't: Angelina Jolie, Alexandra Kosteniuk, a dozen or so Suicide Girls, and a certain lady who asks "Why Be Good?" and yet always is.

into: anything that is the best quality of it's kind (by my judgement), acquired by guile, and decadently self indulgent.

makes me happy: stimulation ... mental, physical, social. anything that makes me sit up and pay attention and is worth remembering later.

makes me sad: BEING BORED!!! stupidity, people who don't pay attention to their lives, people who don't work to be happy. Wasted potential. Oh yeah, and "pick one" fields that don't have the right choices.

heroes: B. Franklin, T. Jefferson, A. Hamilton, W. Churchill ... anyone who fights for their beliefs no matter the odds, and wins.