age: 30 (Apr 06, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2005

occupation: Government-Sanctioned Killing Machine

stats: fucked

makes me happy: Large amounts of beer.

most humbling moment: Getting the shit kicked out of me in Infantry school.

makes me sad: Lack of beer.

sign: Don't feed the animal

into: The written word, philosophy, and blowing shit up. And beer.

body mods: Just tattoos, and the implant the U.S. Army denies giving me

i lost my virginity: to your mouth

gets me hot: Women who love beer.

fantasy: Blowing up the whole goddamn world...