I'll buy it. All of it. Anything. Now.

Thanks for the compliment.

My mom used to have Tupperware. Church ladies have NASTY mouths.

*I'll* pay *you* to dogsit!!! $12.00/hour?

im as broke as fuck too and as much in debt, more or less. hey, sister!

That sounds like a pretty damn good livin'. I went to grad school and tupperware ladies are making more bank than me?!?! *sigh*

You and bitchboots both have diggitydog pics today

Um, yeah... that wasn't very clear. May I just borrow that adorable dog?

Debt sucks. I am in plenty of it. But don't look at it as real money...it's all on paper!!! It doesn't matter!!!!! Well at least until you have to take a loan out for something important like a business or a house or a car and you have no assets. Hee hee.

Brooke, we miss you!

And have I mentioned that everyone here in Egypt wants a salad spinner?

Fine, just... DROP OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH already!!!

I mean, I'm sure there are plenty of people here who could use one of those things for holding half an apple.