age: 38 (Jun 12, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2011

occupation: Sometimes a nine-to-five jerk, sometimes a DJ.

crush: My girl.

makes me sad: The loss of cats, the lack of good hashish in the UK, the bastardization of Rock & Roll culture.

into: Music, writing, recreational drugs and women.

gets me hot: Oh y'know.... girls and stuff.

i lost my virginity: ... with Jimi Hendrix playing in the background.

most humbling moment: Being pulled onto the Birmingham Symphony Hall stage by Grace Jones for a little dance. I'm surprised my knees didn't buckle.

makes me happy: Moroccan hash, sunshine, good red wine, Maisie the cat and other animals, late nights, drawn out parties, girls.

fantasy: A farm house. Animals. Fields. A hedge around the fields. And bigger hedge around the other hedge with a moat in-between. And... you.

heroes: My granddad, Keith Richards, Tony Iommi, Bobby Gillespie, Al Cisneros, Julian Cope, Hunter S. Thompson.