age: 34 (Jun 06, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2002

occupation: Carebears Fan Fiction author

fantasy: the rapture is coming, and I'm the only person good enough to get to go.

crush: The Virgin Mother, in plaster

stats: 36, 24, 36

gets me hot: Trinity

i lost my virginity: to the abbot.

into: prayer, crusades, flagelation, ascetic homoertoticism, homebrew, breeding beans for genetic superiority, singing hymns, reading the Bible, defrocking, stoning, and SUICIDE GIRLS!!!!

body mods: ...assure your place with Jesus

why i did sg: I don't have to look at the pictures of naked women, I can be strong and resist the temptation

sign: Astrology is SATANIC!