into: Good movies, Bad movies, Reading books that are way over my head, tying blondes to railroad tracks while twisting my pencil thin mustache, maniacal laughter, the word "curses" being used as a cuss word, Sharks, Sharks with Laser beams attached to their friggin heads, despots, taking long walks on the beach and tennis.
not into: soul patches. Country and Nation being used interchangeably. pop culture snobbery. Hypocritical morons being lauded as geniuses. Verbose idiots. Ayn Rand. The letter K. Pi to the 27 millionth place. Gutter Punk/ Train Hopping/ Panhandling Douche-Bags with I-Phones.
makes me happy: to crush your enemies. to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of the women.
makes me sad: the original ending of E.T. "...I'll-be-right-heerre." Niagara Falls every single time
hobbies: sticking it to the man!
5 things i can't live without: The Sun, An oxygen/nitrogen rich atmosphere, Food, Water, An immune system
vices: camels, caffeine ... Miami
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: planning my ultimate rise to power
occupation: Tip Jockey: jocking for tips
current crush: Sarah Palin (because mavericks swallow)
stats: I'm 10 feet tall when I'm drunk.
body mods: a tattoo of a wizard looking at a unicorn in a crystal ball, all inside of a dream catcher on my lower back.
heroes: Randy Marsh's mustache
gets me hot: "...quit yer crying put yer clown britches on."
favorite position: The One referred to as THE POSITION.
fantasy: taping hamsters to the insides of my thighs while running naked through laundromats.
sign: do not back up. severe tire damage.
most humbling moment: I am made up of the same decaying matter as the rest of you chumps.
i lost my virginity: and then it found me again, dammit. I tried to loose it on the back streets only to have it meet me at my house. I'm seriously considering a restraining order!
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
MY KINK FACTOR: Electrocution, clown suits, furries, oh my!
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: I'm a total stoner
MY STATUS: not telling
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Internet. All night. Again.
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
