MEMBER SINCE: November 2004

occupation: Minimum wage loser by day! Inanimate object by night! Yes! You want me!

sign: Limit one offer per person.

into: Video games, anime, tabletop RPGs. Shiny objects. Things that change color when you turn them in the light. 2D and 3D computer art. Visual overstimulation in general.

stats: STR 8, DEX 13, CON 10, INT 13, WIS 3, CHA 9 (I would be very surprised if the sarcasm is enough to outweigh the dorkiness of this response. Oh well, I typed it, I'm sticking to it.)

makes me sad: Wanting someone or something I think I can't have. Stupid bullshit, especially institutionalized stupid bullshit. Being misunderstood. Occasional moments of clarity when I realize other people have it worse than me.

makes me happy: Girls I can make fun of, and they don't get upset, they just fire a volley back at me. Pretending I'm a whole lot eviller than I actually am. Chicks who play along. SG pics that are more emotional and visually stimulating than any internet pr0n I've ever seen outside of Japanese sites. Dichotomies. Using my imagination. Being forced to think. Creating art. Getting feedback. Thinking I have a chance.

gets me hot: Wicked grins. Feigned innocence. Artsy porn. Erotic art. Making eye contact. Making you blush. Spontaniety. Girls who look like they have gone to a lot of trouble and spared no expense to make themselves look like a total slut.