Member: Wanstead

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Member: Wanstead
Member: Wanstead
Member: Wanstead
 

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bands:

  1. Design Patterns
  2. Functional Programming
  3. Service Orientation
  4. Service Buses
  5. Interop
  6. grids and distribution
  7. noSql
 

into: bits and bytes, the stack and the heap. The writing of Lawrence Durrell ( I knew his nephew he had a monkey - vicious little thing), The Writing of Aldous Huxley (I'm distantly related on my mother's fathers side of the family). Going to the Tate Modern, the Photographers Museum and the Museum of Childhood. Very exotic, erotic lingerie for my wife - I love watching her dress up its such a turn on, even just kissing her gives me a raging stiffy. Lots of sex... the more the better - luckily for me so is my wife so we satisfy each other immensely. Getting the best for my two daughters... its bloody difficult, I reckon they'll be stroppy little fuckers by the time they are in their late teens. But thats not going to stop me getting the best education and the best of everything else even though they'll grow up to hate me.

not into: stage 3c bc mx chemo and the after effects... ask me why Tedious motherfuckers, who are arrogant and reckon they know shit when they plainly don't. I can't suffer fools gladly and am often the first one to lay it on thick when something is obviously wrong. I really dislike stiff arsed rockstar software developers who won't see beyond their own noses and realise that there is more than one way to fucking do it - and usually its not yours.

makes me happy: seeing gorgeous alt girls getting nekkid, showing off their beautiful rounded boobies and hopefully a bit of a lippy shot as well. The (adult female body is a joy to behold in all its guises... I love you all for getting nakkid... please more lippy shots

makes me sad: Being a crap dad, a shit husband, an arrogant sod,

5 things i can't live without: Wife First daughter Second daughter everything pale in comparison to that

vices: everything that goes with sex addiction, avin a laff

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: trying very very hard not to be a shit dad and a miserable sod

 

occupation: Stuff with servers

current crush: All naked women everywhere... but the only clothed on I have a major pash for is my missus

stats: MannWhitney, Students T and KolmigarovSmirnov

body mods: just tattoos... all the peircings have long gone

gets me hot: grainy b&w erotica,

favorite position: All of them, except the floating butterfly as it does my back in

sign: 53x

most humbling moment: :(){ :|:& };:

i lost my virginity: At 14 to a girl who went on to marry a rockstar and then create her own styling empire. She stuck a hairgrip down my urthrea and it really hurt

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic

MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

I WANT: Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Diva, Fuck you, I defy categories