age: 46 (Jul 31, 1966)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2012

occupation: Stuff with servers

gets me hot: grainy b&w erotica,

crush: All naked women everywhere... but the only clothed on I have a major pash for is my missus

body mods: just tattoos... all the peircings have long gone

stats: MannWhitney, Students T and KolmigarovSmirnov

makes me sad: Being a crap dad, a shit husband, an arrogant sod,

makes me happy: seeing gorgeous alt girls getting nekkid, showing off their beautiful rounded boobies and hopefully a bit of a lippy shot as well. The (adult female body is a joy to behold in all its guises... I love you all for getting nakkid... please more lippy shots

i lost my virginity: At 14 to a girl who went on to marry a rockstar and then create her own styling empire. She stuck a hairgrip down my urthrea and it really hurt

most humbling moment: :(){ :|:& };:

sign: 53x