age: 52 (Sep 30, 1959)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2009

occupation: you hate me

sign: share the road

i lost my virginity: to Shakira (well, she wasn't there, but...)

crush: over having a crush

gets me hot: the way you stir my cream of wheat... where did I put my teeth?

fantasy: to have that 25 year old body again

heroes: my daughter

stats: fat, old, tattooed, falling apart, gray, hazel, Irish, Danish, Norwegian, Icelandic

body mods: right tore bicep elective surgery left foot snipped three tatts one piercing

most humbling moment: when I met my first brother Marine after a sniper shot out his neck...