into: everything ordinary and some things unexpected.
not into: sexism, racism (many of the ism's, really), humidity, stupid people, bad drivers, nuts (of the culinary type), hamburgers, ignorance, and wet pants.
makes me happy: sarcasm, activism, bad jokes, paid vacation, and crappy TV.
makes me sad: george dubya, commercials, bad hair days, BO, and waking up early.
hobbies: activism, movies, music, getting boozey, and being rad.
5 things i can't live without: my flat iron, caffeine, my dog, horizontal hokey pokey, and my computer.
vices: vodka, flat irons, hair dryers, crappy television, my computer, make up, pajamas, pasta, chocolate, the horizontal hokey pokey, sarcasm, Target, my dancer, my dog, sleep, comfy beds, magazines, Chuck Palahniuk books, and Daniel.
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: what is this "free time" you speak of?
occupation: anti-violence advocate
current crush: Dannypoopkins
stats: squishy in spots like the doughboy
body mods: my vagina is made of cast iron and has bells and whistles. I had to pay extra for that.
gets me hot: a double boiler
favorite position: I vote for the landshark.
fantasy: 2 days off, in a row!
sign: Libra
most humbling moment: there seems to be one nearly everyday lately
i lost my virginity: have you seen it?
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic
MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
