"Wassssssss oncesssss a man, oncesssss a man."

"Man love, and mankinis, all good"

""

"One day somebody will finally understand this man and then declare him a God."

"this motherfucker is one seriously fun dude!"

"I fall in love with vortext a little bit more every time I see him.

One day we're going to make disgusting mutant babies that will rule the universe. You have been warned."

"this man deconstructs hugs.

seriously, what else do you need to know?!?"

"The one thing that always strike me about Vortext is his seemingly limitless energy and enthusiasm for life and its creative endeavours.

He is also very good at naming boobs."

"This man will poke your babies to death!"

"
that about sums it up"

"The only person I have ever met with so much passion in their life and the ability to use it to make magic things happen. It is truly a gift which I hope he never loses. Someday he might learnt to spell."

"He may own many leather-bound books but unfortunately his apartment didn't smell of rich mahogany. He's still awesome though"

"this man has watched me pick up dog shit , im not sure what that means but

yeah"