age: 76 (Oct 18, 1935)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2005

occupation: Spork Tester/Photographer

sign: Libra

fantasy: Welcome to fantasy island...can't I just live there?

body mods: 2 tattoos, 12 piercings

makes me happy: Movies so bad they go straight to video. Rockula, Frankenhooker...more more more

heroes: My Pops

gets me hot: Ghostbusters (really, it's like porn for me-you laugh from start to finish), AND Rick Moranis as seymour in Little Shop Of Horrors. Yes, I am a sick sick woman, but I can't help it. He does it for me.

into: Photography, B movies, Zombies, Elsa Lanchester, Movie Monsters, drunken mini-golf, trashy novels, collecting Catholic and other religious items and artwork, lounging in my jammies watching cartoons and now it seems that I have developed a clown obssession.