
About Me
OysterWell is an avian flu capturing, impregnating commodity. Around OysterWell, birds suddenly disappear, and choruses of Saturday night slags sing hymns to OysterWell's bonny sex face. Gladly, unless OysterWell tells you more about OysterWell, this is all you'll ever know about OysterWell.
age: 30 (Jan 18, 1982)
MEMBER SINCE: September 2004
occupation: Gallery Assistant
crush: Jen
into: Blacking out whilst using the toilet.
stats: One-Dimensional.
sign: (negative) Metal Rooster / Capricorn
fantasy: You be me and i'll be you...















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