age: 27 (Sep 17, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2003

occupation: Internet Supersucker

into: the inner workings of your sanity by now.

crush: If I answered 'your mother' would that make me a comedy disco king?

stats: Too young to have any damn fun.

body mods: SG Bliss pierced my eyebrow and granted me the magical power of not sucking as hard as before.

sign: Caution: Bottle of Poison May Contain Poison

gets me hot: rubbing my hand on the carpet REALLY fast.

why i did sg: Because it has the faint scent of vanilla and if you look real hard, you can find boobies.

i lost my virginity: and I'm going to get revenge for it by using kung-fu, poor english, and a sassy female reporter.

fantasy: To be free of the dark side of the Force.