age: 27 (Jul 11, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2007

occupation: Masturbater? Seems like it. I'm lame.

heroes: What is a Hero? As far as I'm concerned, I'm my own Hero. Heroes don't exist.

gets me hot: Girls. All kinds of girls. Umm...specifics? Well....too many to list.

sign: Cancer. Speaking of which, I think I have brain cancer. I'm

makes me happy: Umm...friends, girls, alcohol usually makes me less sad, is that happy? Sex helps...a lot.

makes me sad: No friends, no money, no girls, no life. Oh, and dead animals.

into: Girls. Girls of all types. I prefer pale girls with small boobs and small nipples and not a lot of sexual partners. But I'm attracted to a lot more than that kind of girl, she's just my ideal.

fantasy: I don't really have a fantasy. My fantasy is to have a girl as mine, and me be hers. Nothing special.

most humbling moment: Uhh...my step-brother walking in on me masturbating when I was like...13? That's when I gave up on caring what people thought about my sexual exploits, and now I'm willing to do anything, anywhere. I'd have sex on the White House lawn.

i lost my virginity: In the back of my van to some girl I had met about 6 hours before. And then we ended up having sex approximately 15 times in 30 hours. And then I never saw her again because she got arrested. Haha.

crush: Um...every girl in the WORLD. I'm still lame.