age: 25 (Apr 18, 1987)
MEMBER SINCE: October 2005
occupation: Bike Messenger
i lost my virginity: A long time ago to a girl
fantasy: Magical Things Happen in the Trash Can
into: Funny Looking People, and Drunk People
crush: Too Many
makes me happy: Beer, Sluts (male and female) and Mental Cases
makes me sad: Virgins, Asshole Straight Edge Kids, Hot Straight Boys and Gay Girls
most humbling moment: I have no shame
sign: Aries
gets me hot: Ask me after a 1/2 case of PBR
stats: 6' 3" 190lbs












