age: 42 (Dec 23, 1969)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2007

occupation: Defenestrator

makes me sad: Reality TV, commercial radio

i lost my virginity: Awkwardly, many many years ago.

most humbling moment: I have no iidea.

stats: 6' 11' with arms like tree trunks and an erection that causes blackouts. ...okay, I'm only 6'.

heroes: Joseph Campbell, Gordon Parks, Henry Rollins, Alan Watts

gets me hot: Eyes (God I'm so into eyes), small of the back. abs, long hair, small (or average size) breasts, shapely legs & ass, brunettes, redheads

body mods: Fully cybernetic. All beneath the surface. It cost me 6 million but was well worth it.

crush: MacBook Pro (Excuse me, I need a moment.)

into: Finding pleasure and surviving pain, music, books, movies,