age: 27 (Jan 26, 1986)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2006

occupation: Food Service for now, unfortunately.

sign: Aquarius

i lost my virginity: To your mom.

stats: Single. Not looking, just looking for a good time.

most humbling moment: All of them.

crush: Missing in action with a badge and a gun. Oh, how I miss her.

makes me happy: Fog on the lake in the morning. Sunsets. Mountains. Open Fields of nothingness. The smell of wild lavender. Tumbleweed. The desert.

gets me hot: Handcuffs. Guns. Knives. Chains. Women in Uniform. Motorcycles. Leather. Scratching. Biting. Your Mom.

into: Strong, opinionated people who are also open minded to change and new ideas. Sexy, confident, classy older women who know who they are and know what they want from life.

fantasy: Being cuffed to a bed with a beautiful woman in leather holding a gun to my head. Some sick fantasy, eh? Or the other option... Making love to the woman of my dreams underneath a blanket of stars and a clear night sky in the middle of the Painted Desert, after a motorcycle ride across the country to get there.

heroes: Hillary Clinton