"Probably the smartest, most charming, and most evolved person on SG."

"I once spent several hours in giddy anticipation while waiting for her to tell me that the city in Canada she was going to be visiting was Toronto.

It turned out to be Vancouver and we have been sworn enemies ever since."

"Velocity made me a totally kick-ass mixed tape of New Zealand music, so I shall put her on the official list of awesome people."

"Velocity often makes me feel dumb. But I like people that are able to make me feel dumb because then my ego is prevented from inflating to zepplin- like proportions. So I like velocity, even though she isn't very punny.

And she has a totally sweet tattoo."